You'll never take me

[liverj0urnal]

LIKE OMG!!! today when i was exiting the driveway onto the street of my house i accidentally almost hit two cops on motorcycles. so one of them decides to pull me over and tell me what i did! GOD!!! LIKE OMG!!! TOTAAAALLYYYY LIIIIKKKEEE OOOMMMGGG GAAAYYY OMG123FOOTANDKNEE. he came up to my window and i bitch slapped that ass with my bong and

Comments

[beyondbridges]

and is that what you were pulled over for?

[liverj0urnal]

i turned thinking i was way ahead of the motorcycles, but i guess i forgot that cops don't follow their own laws and they speed.

[beyondbridges]

hahahahahahah

[kewlguy]

You shoulda kept driving. You can outrun them EASY!

plus, then you would be on Tv, and I would be all "HEY I KNOW THAT GUY!!! THATS KEN!!!"

[persianthug54]

haha and with all my crazy driving, ive never been pulled over!! *knockes on wood several times*