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17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists -- Michael Moore (so he's an asshole, but at least a smart one..)

Nov 06, 2004 09:17

Dear Friends,
Ok, it sucks. Really sucks. But before you go and cash it all in, let's, in the words of Monty Python, 'always look on the bright side of life!' There IS some good news from Tuesday's election.
Here are 17 reasons not to slit your wrists:

[One] It is against the law for George W. Bush to run for president again.

[Two] Bush's victory ( Read more... )

Comments 5

number 9 made me cry. vampyre_13o3 November 6 2004, 10:39:20 UTC

BUT I WANT TO BUY THEM ALL GIFTS AND SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR NEW UNION! SCREW BUSH I HOPE HE HAS A NICE TIME IN HELL SOMEDAY!!!!!!

Re: number 9 made me cry. livesofast November 6 2004, 11:21:37 UTC

He and Satan are bound to hit it off beautifully.
TOO beautifully, perhaps (if you catch my drift), considering how much they have in common.

Re: number 9 made me cry. vampyre_13o3 November 6 2004, 17:49:02 UTC

yeah, they'd make a ute couple indeed, they both have big red asses.

Re: number 9 made me cry. vampyre_13o3 November 6 2004, 17:50:08 UTC

get, it 'cause bush is a monkey , and satan is, well, satan.

kweejibo69 November 6 2004, 17:18:26 UTC

See? Michael Moore said something cool. And yes, number nine was sad, but amusing(in a not funny sort of way.)
"Sit On My Face" is the coolest Monty Python song ever.
Peace out!