( Gawsh dawrn Ahveegihul... )

Just strange...

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This one goes out to the one[s] I love [who have inflicted Eagle upon themselves]. (Yay for R.E.M.)


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Things to do before inauguration:

[one] Get that abortion you've always wanted.
[two] Drink a nice clean glass of water.
[three] Cash your Social Security check.
[four] See a doctor of your own choosing.
[five] Spend quality time with your draft-age child.
[six] Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
[seven] Get that gas mask you've been ( Read more... )

I know you belong to somebody new
But tonight you belong to me.

Although we're apart, you're part of my heart
And tonight you belong to me.

Way down by the stream, how sweet it will seem
Once more just to dream in the silvery moonlight...my honey,

I know with the dawn that you will be gone,
But tonight you belong to me.

Way down by the stream, how sweet it ( Read more... )

Put two stubborn asses in a room
And let them solve the world's problems;
Is the end the just and right solution
Or simply the stubborner ass's will?

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Hold out your hand--
Palm to the sky--
Fold down the ring finger
And "the finger" finger.

And your other hand,
Out just like the last,
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First we run and then we laugh till we cry ( Read more... )

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I haven't basked in so much positive energy from so many people in the longest time.
In short: today. was. wonderful.
Now, I'm generally not a fan of LiveJournals being used simply for recording one's day, but today was good enough that I'm going to subject you to it... for my own gratification. You'll survive, I'm sure.

I took the SAT, and it wasn ( Read more... )