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A woman comes home and discovers her husband in bed with another woman. Furious, she drags him out of bed, through the house, and into the garage to put his penis in a clamp. She securs it tightly and removes the handle, picking up a hacksaw. The husband, terrified, screams, "Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you ( Read more... )

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[One] Two (count them! --one, two!) people were convinced to snort wasabi powder during Gay Club ( Read more... )

On a cold morning not long ago, I tiredly and mindlessly undressed to turn on a lively, cascading faucet. Blearily I saw a small dark figure writhing in the murderous flood, struggling to break free of its smothering grasp. Considering karmic repercussions, I hurriedly swooped the black figure into my hand and tossed it into a garbage can sanctuary ( Read more... )

It's amazing how well singing can mend a mediocre day.

I've had the most amazing past few days, so I thought I'd temporarily discontinue the comic strips to take the time to write a little.
I've ended up spending a bit of time with
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