Comments | livetobefeared: o24. [txt'd] do the helen keller;

livetobefeared

o24. [txt'd] do the helen keller;

Nov 17, 2009 21:13

Sex is...

... distinctly overrated.

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cyprian_swan November 18 2009, 03:12:12 UTC

Love? Are you okay?

livetobefeared November 18 2009, 04:33:02 UTC

Yes, mother.

Mother, women keep noticing me and Lethe suggested that I may be like a... walking adrenaline rush.

How do I make them go awaaay?

cyprian_swan November 18 2009, 04:42:17 UTC

A walking adrenaline rush. Oh dear.

Well, dear, I normally disapprove of not having playmates, but as it bores you love, I shall have to think of how to discourage them.

livetobefeared November 18 2009, 04:59:15 UTC

It doesn't bore me, I just think it's PR was overdone~

sdjhsdhjgsdg And no one should want to screw Fear, mother, it goes against the laws of man.

lovesmischief November 18 2009, 03:52:20 UTC

In that case, brother dear, you're doing it wrong.

livetobefeared November 18 2009, 04:31:22 UTC

She made no complaint until I requested that she get away from me...

... but that was afterwards.

lovesmischief November 18 2009, 05:13:10 UTC

Congratulations.

livetobefeared November 18 2009, 20:42:30 UTC

Hmm.

locked to phobos so she doesn't potentially embarass him godly_gopher November 18 2009, 04:26:21 UTC

Apparently it is really weird and strange the first time. I know my experience was. If you choose, you can get used to it.

[filtered because... she did it first] livetobefeared November 18 2009, 04:30:36 UTC

It was neither... it was just sex.

Re: [filtered because... she did it first] godly_gopher November 18 2009, 04:31:57 UTC

Well, I'm glad it doesn't seem to have traumatized you at all.

Re: [filtered because... she did it first] livetobefeared November 18 2009, 04:33:56 UTC

It just killed time~

windowliesopen November 18 2009, 08:34:37 UTC

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

livetobefeared November 18 2009, 17:07:34 UTC

It wasn't that bad.

windowliesopen November 18 2009, 18:50:44 UTC

IT IS TOO IT IS TOO

YOU BAD BAD BAD BAD BOY

go wash your mouth out with soap WHAT WOULD YOUR WIFE SAY

livetobefeared November 18 2009, 20:04:04 UTC

I'm

not married.

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farshiner November 19 2009, 02:52:59 UTC

I try to tell people this, but they don't listen. Believe me.

livetobefeared November 19 2009, 03:21:29 UTC

It only counts if you're speaking from experience, Aunt~

farshiner November 19 2009, 03:48:47 UTC

In that case, I'd rather they didn't believe me, then.

livetobefeared November 19 2009, 03:55:13 UTC

You just said they didn't anyway...

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