Comments | livetobefeared: o26. you better watch out;

livetobefeared

o26. you better watch out;

Dec 11, 2009 20:32

[Somewhere in the background, Phobos is humming the chorus of 'I wish it could be Christmas every day'. As he approaches the mic, he pauses and changes the song, drawing out each syllable for effect. Naturally, this is Phobos singing, so the song doesn't sound so merry any more.]

Heee... sees you when you're sleeping...

He knows when yooouuu're ( Read more... )

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livetobefeared December 12 2009, 00:56:32 UTC

Large crowds and the hope of charity and good will. 'Tis the season, etc.

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livetobefeared December 12 2009, 02:59:30 UTC

I just demanded that they get off my premises and then set the actors on them when they tried to sing 'just one more'.

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dontcrymeariver December 11 2009, 22:03:20 UTC

Lovely song.

Humans traditions are popular because they don't think much about them, so it's obvious the likes of us find them perplexing.

livetobefeared December 12 2009, 00:53:44 UTC

I'm not perplexed as much as deeply amused... but that often means everyone else should be concerned~

dontcrymeariver December 12 2009, 03:24:55 UTC

I'll keep that in mind, then.

livetobefeared December 12 2009, 03:37:44 UTC

Mm, please do.

a_snowbaby December 11 2009, 22:53:17 UTC

I tried to explain that to Miss Green.

It isn't that I don't like the idea of presents. It's just weird that he's supposed to be watching you all the time. And everybody just thinks that it's okay.

There are carols about people getting killed by reindeer. And there are Christmas songs about zombies too.

cdjhdfkgh HE LOVES HER SO MUCH. livetobefeared December 12 2009, 00:47:02 UTC

Aaaand given that the concepts of naughty and nice are both subject to individual perspective, it is hardly faaaair to put the fate of so many children's wishlists into the hands of one obese felon. Aaapparently dictatorships are still alright as long as it's only a religious festival.

... Do tell~

She loves him too! He doesn't think she's weird! a_snowbaby December 12 2009, 01:54:07 UTC

Exactly! Does punching somebody in the face mean I'm on the naughty list? Because I don't think that's fair. I'd like to have some sort of opportunity to plead my case or something.

I have them on my computer! There's another one about Santa Claus going crazy too.

SHE WATCHED THE EXORCIST! livetobefeared December 12 2009, 02:08:02 UTC

Diiiid you initiate the conflict? ... There ought to be some kind of court for these issues, however. Foooor children who, for whatever bizarre reason, may... take after me. I'm neither nice nor naughty, precisely...

Why can't they sing those ones outside my workplace? I'd have been less inclined to remove them.

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directforce December 11 2009, 23:41:55 UTC

I'm sitting up on Christmas eve with an axe~

livetobefeared December 12 2009, 00:35:34 UTC

... Can I join you? I'll bring a camera~

directforce December 12 2009, 22:22:08 UTC

Excellent; you can bring an axe too if you want~

ohvirility December 12 2009, 05:52:36 UTC

... who's he?

livetobefeared December 12 2009, 14:25:58 UTC

If you're talking about me, the answer would be Phobos~

ohvirility December 12 2009, 16:33:43 UTC

Oh, I'm Ganymede, and I don't think I've met you before, but it's good to do so!

And I'm talking about whoever is watching people when they're sleeping, unless that's you...?

livetobefeared December 12 2009, 17:36:01 UTC

Hm.

That is... Santa Claus.