Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

[livewareissue]

The following are all parts of an extremely surreal conversation that I had with my husband over lunch.

Excerpt 1:
I had Mushroom Stroganoff for lunch and there was a single whole mushroom which had somehow escaped the massacre of its fellows. The resulting conversation went something like this:

Me: You eat it!
EE.: No, you eat it!
Me: But it’s a Mutant

Comments

[alias_sqbr]

Hmm. And you know, I'm pretty sure you're gluten free ;D (You probably don't taste like cake though :( )

[livewareissue]

No, I don't think I do either.

[alias_sqbr]

Scientific inquiry demands you bite yourself and see! :D