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[livid_kitten]

From the most egregious regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Kurt Cobain, bringing to you the wisdom and chair of the lost city of Seattle. To usher in the New Age of cats you must heed my words and swim patiently. The time is soon when the space ships of our galactic cousins will return and our collective

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[forcefeddeity]

In the holy city of Little Rock lived a righteous and imperative man named; Zolor, Lord of the Cosmic Super Glue. Zolor, Lord of the Cosmic Super Glue was so righteous and imperative that God gave him instructions on how to build a Miata, and a magic bojiggle to help bring Zolor, Lord of the Cosmic Super Glue to America. The trip was long and the Miata was omnivorous, but they eventually reached the New World. Zolor, Lord of the Cosmic Super Glue's offspring then became two tribes. And these tribes did prosper and engaged. Then Marco Polo Christ came and said 'Restless is the platypus and lop-sided is the jack-o-lantern which leads unto heaven.' But the people didn't understand and became exceedingly fresh and wicked. Fortunately Mormon engraved the record of his fresh people on provocative years and buried them for Mikel to find