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southerncharmfa:
1. Pick 10 quotes from your favorite TV shows.
2. Gather them from various sources like IMDB and Wikipedia.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the show title and character who said it once it's guessed. Name the episode title for extra credit.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions.
6. PIMP IT!
1. Lost - Charlie (to Kate and Jack):
greenfieldcsiIf you two are done verbally copulating, we should get a move on.
2. Person 1: Y’know, I’ve never been in an Irish pub before. Do you have haggis?
Person 2: That’s Scotland, love. We have stew. And mussels. And stew.
3. Prison Break - Sara Tancredi:
heartagram_lalaI’m supposed to give you a physical this evening. Let me apologize in advance for the heavy dose of irony we’re about to participate in.
4. Bones - Bones (to Booth):
greenfieldcsiI ruin the true truth with facts?
5. House - Dr. Greg House (to Dr. Wilson) :
greenfieldcsiWait a second, this isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she’s conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves… Oh my God! You’re sleeping with me!
6. Person 1: Are you lonely in the Lone Star state? And are you wearing chaps?
Person 2: Only in your dreams, _______.
Person 1: Oh, not necessarily. I have photoshop.
7. House - Dr. Greg House and Thirteen:
greenfieldcsiPerson 1: You do it both ways right?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The Ultrasound: do it standing up and lying down... What else would I mean?
8. Lost - Charlie and Hurley (about burying Ethan):
greenfieldcsi Person 1: ______, look, I appreciate the help. You don't have to. I killed _____, I can bury him.
Person 2: Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle... screaming, crying... he catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.
9. Psych - Lassiter and Shawn:
da_phoenix13 Person 1: Good morning detectives....collecting donations for the policeman's ball?
Person 2: We don't have balls.
Person 1: I honestly have no response to that.
10. CSI - Hodges (to Archie) - Labrats:
greenfieldcsiNo No, you're tempting fate! You know how you should never try on someone else's engagement ring, hold the Oscar, or use the excuse your grandmother died when she didn't?
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1. Pick 10 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. Looking them up is cheating, please don't. NO FUN THAT WAY!!!
1. You know, dolls make the very best friends. Just because they can't speak doesn't mean they don't listen. And did you know that when we leave them alone in our room, they come to life?
2. Person 1: God they totally threw me. They were such assholes.
Person 2: There are no guests who are assholes. Only guests with special needs.
3. I can't really remember when I last had any hope, and I certainly can't remember when anyone else did either.
4. Person 1: What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.
Person 2: Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl.
5. California, Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan.
6. Fracture:
greenfieldcsiPerson 1: You really need to be nice to me now.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because... what's left of a life depends on a machine powered by a cord that leads to a plug in an electrical outlet... and I decide when it gets pulled. That's why.
7. Ocean's 12:
greenfieldcsiPerson 1: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...
Person 2: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.
8. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:
greenfieldcsiWell, it does match your eyes. Is there a bonnet?
9. The Silence of the Lambs:
coffee_millYour anagrams are showing, Doctor. Louis Friend? Iron sulfide, also known as fool's gold.
10. Death is a disease, it's like any other. And there's a cure. A cure - and I will find it.