[living_popsicle]

How did you lose your virginity?You see, there's a snake, and the snake goes into a cave

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[keiran_arkady]

But Bobby... you told me I was your first.

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[living_popsicle]

o_o; ::Slowly backs away.::

[phoenix_rising_]

You see, there's a snake, and the snake goes into a cave...
*Ix rolls her eyes, a couple dozen ice cubes dropping down the back of Bobby's shirt to reside near his waistband - although one or two manage to squeak through and fall down his pantlegs*

But, as you can also see, I'm doing perfectly fine on my own. Yep, never been better.
I've said this before an' I'll happily say it again: denial is not just a long, thin river on Naboo.

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[living_popsicle]

*Ix rolls her eyes, a couple dozen ice cubes dropping down the back of Bobby's shirt to reside near his waistband - although one or two manage to squeak through and fall down his pantlegs*

::Grin.:: No use. Gotta do better than that to surprise the Iceman.

I've said this before an' I'll happily say it again: denial is not just a long, thin river on Naboo.

It's also a river in Egypt, right? ;p

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[phoenix_rising_]

Gotta do better than that to surprise the Iceman.
Like..*the ice cubes suddenly shift south and towards Bobby's front, lumping at the crotch of his pants. Ix blinks, and they turn into slowly melting...ice cream*...this, you mean?

It's also a river in Egypt, right?
I don't know Terran geography so I'll just assume so for now, yeah.

[shadowed_kat]

It's a shame you're doing so well on your own. *sighs* I suppose the interested party will just have to get on without you.

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[living_popsicle]

Interested party? What interested party?

...Kitty? What aren't you telling me?

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[shadowed_kat]

*smirks* Bobby, when do I tell you anything? *kisses cheek* Someone at the mansion is quite interested in you, if you hadn't noticed. I believe you've spoken with him once or twice.

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[living_popsicle]

>>; Kiiiiiity...

...Wait. You said him. You mean...a guy? Likes me? ::Blink.::

[pyromanya]

But, as you can also see, I'm doing perfectly fine on my own. Yep, never been better.

Welcome to the club.

Charlie.

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[living_popsicle]

Thanks for the welcome. :D

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[pyromanya]

Anytime.

I'm Charlie. Pleased to meet ya. *smiles*

[untchable_angel]

~But, as you can also see, I'm doing perfectly fine on my own. Yep, never been better.

...What? Stop looking at me like that.~

That's funny, ah say that all the time, and nobody believes me either.

Rogue