Alright so my boss went to lunch and came back from lunch all "hey dude I got you a present" so I look up and it's a fucking NINTENDO WII, BITCH!!!!!

I finally have ALL the next-gen consoles and am the most uber-leet gamer you have ever known. Bow before me!

I really am proud of how "Douche" and "Douchebag" have made such a great comeback ( Read more... )

I just played with blame_metal for a long, long time. The awesome factor is off the map and I pwnt her face at minigolf like it was a crime. It was rad that they served her Sake at the sushi joint (Ariake) without asking for an ID. Too much goodness to be had really ( Read more... )

Alright so, yeah, it's been for-fucking-ever since I put an update in here. I suck ( Read more... )

ARIES ( Read more... )

Long time, no see... anybody alive out there?

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Alright so here's the skinny on more stuff that's been going on lately ( Read more... )

Again, the whole "it's been a long time since I posted in here" general bullshit to begin with ( Read more... )

Alright so it's been I don't even know how long since I updated this thing. So here's a little bit about what's going on lately ( Read more... )