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[livingparanoia]

AN' JUST HOW DO YEH LOT KNOW SHE'S THE REAL J.K. ROWLING, EH?!

DID YEH EVER THINK THAT MAYBE IT WAS A DEATH EATER OR SOME BLOODY YOUNG'UN USIN' POLYJUICE POTION?! EH?!

I'D KEEP YER EYES OPEN IF I WERE YEH LOT. IF YER NOT BLOODY CONSTANT VIGILANT EVERY BLOODY MOMEN', THE IMPOSTER MIGHT COME AND CURSE YER BLOODY BUTTOCKS OFF.

O.X!!!

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[jaykayrowling]

ALASTOR MOODY, I AM NOT AN IMPOSTOR.

[livingparanoia]

I DIDN' BECOME THE BEST BLOODY AUROR THE MINISTRY EVER SAW BY BELIEVIN' RUBBISH THAT EVERY BLOODY JUNIOR SECRETARY TOLD ME! O.X!!!

[jaykayrowling]

I AM NOT A JUNIOR SECRETARY!

[livingparanoia]

YEH HAVEN' CONVINCED ME THAT YEH ARE THE BLOODY CREATOR OF THAT BLOODY BOOK SERIES ABOU' POTTER JR.

EH? WHAT RUBBISH ARE YEH TALKIN' ABOU' NOW?! O.X!!!

[slobberymongrel]

...

SIR, PERMISSION TO SPEAK COMPLETELY MENTAL RUBBISH, SIR?

[livingparanoia]

IF I DENIED YEH THAT PERMISSION, BLACK, YEH'D NEVER BE ABLE TO SPEAK.

OUT WITH IT! O.X!!!

[slobberymongrel]

HAR HAR. VERY DROLL, SIR, VERY DROLL.

UHM. ER. THAT IS. SHES BIZARRELY FOR REAL, SIR, IVE HAD IT PROVEN TO ME. SHE CURED MY PENUMONIA SIR, AND. OTHER THINGS. BY SIMPLY WRITING IT INTO EXISTANCE, SIR.

ALSO IVE FOUND ITS EASIER IF YOU JUST GO WITH THE FLOW, AS IT WERE, SIR.

[livingparanoia]

WHAT PNEUMONIA, BLACK? HOW DID YEH CATCH A BLOODY MUGGLE DISEASE, EH?!

IF I DID THAT I'D BE LIKE YEH BLACK AND I'LL FIND MYSELF LOOKIN' LIKE A BLOODY PLATYPUS! O.X!!!

[the_rowena]

Alastor! Wonderful to see you again. (Yes, I am the real Rowena, if you'd like proof, I could divulge that "incident" in the library in your younger days. You weren't always an auror, remember). I spoke to Joanne briefly and I am convinced she is who she says she is.

[livingparanoia]

EH? RAVENCLAW YEH SAY? WHAT ARE YEH DOIN' ALIVE? ARE YEH WORKIN' FOR VOLDEMORT AN' HIS BLOODY DEATHEATERS? EH?!

RUBBISH. SHE'S A BLOODY IMPOSTER! O.X!!!

[the_rowena]

Moody!!! How DARE you suggest that I could possibly work for an individual like Voldemort?!!??!! Even YOU? How could you THINK that!?! I...I can think of nothing further to say to you. I believe I was mistaken about the integrity of your character. It's a great pity, it's not often that I'm wrong about anything.

[livingparanoia]

YER ALIVE WHEN YER NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. HOW DO I KNOW THAT YEH AREN' WORKIN' FER VOLDEMORT, EH?! I HAVE TO BE BLOODY CONSTANT VIGILANT! I'M NOT WILLIN' TO LOSE ANOTHER EYE! O.X!!!

[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~You're weeeeeeird.~*~*~*~

[livingparanoia]

EH?! AN' JUST WHY WOULD YEH SAY THAT, EH? O.X!!!

[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~No reason at all. ^_^~*~*~*~

[livingparanoia]

THEN WHY DID YEH SAY IT?! O.X!!!

[irishhalfblood]

SHE'S A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION!!!!

[livingparanoia]

YER THE ONE WHO BROUGHT HER UPON US, EH?! O.X!!!

[irishhalfblood]

Yes, and I'm sorry! MAKE IT GO AWAY, MR. MAD EYE, SIR!

[livingparanoia]

SHE'S YER BLOODY PROBLEM NOW, FINNIGAN! DO SOMETHIN' TO MAKE YER BLOODY FIGMENT O' IMAGINATION GO AWAY BEFORE I DECIDE TO TAKE A LEAF OUT O' SHACKLEBOLT'S BOOK AND TURN YEH INTO A BLOODY BUFFALO! O.X!!!