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[livingparanoia]

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!!!!

O.X!!!

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[slobberymongrel]

FLUSHTHECRACKFLUSHTHECRACKGODDAMMIT

[slobberymongrel]

OH HELL OH HELL OH HELL YOU'RE RIGHT

LETS DO THIS SHITE.

[taijiya_girl]

Erm...it's always good to be cautious and aware of one's surroundings, but perhaps you are a bit too, uh, adament about it.

I'm Sango by the way, it's nice to meet you.

[livingparanoia]

Yeh can never be too cautious abou' yer surroundin's! Yeh never know when someone will turn on yeh! A knife in the back here, a poisoned drink there--IT'S ALL TOO BLOODY EASY. YEH'VE GOT TO KEEP YER EYES PEELED.

Moody. Er, yer a muggle then?

[taijiya_girl]

Erm...I don't *think* I'm a Muggle...I mean, if I was one I'd know it, right?

Anyway, I *DO* know that I'm a deamon slayer, at your service for all your demon-exterminating needs! ^_^

[livingparanoia]

Can yeh do magic? If yeh can' do magic, yer a bloody muggle an' that's the end o' that.

AN' HOW DO I KNOW YER NOT A DEMON YERSELF INSTEAD O' A BLOODY DEMON SLAYER? IT'S ALL TOO EASY.

THINK YEH CAN PULL A FAST ONE O'ER THE EYES OF ALASTOR MOODY, IS THAT IT?!

O.X!!

[boukendesho]

Very true! Who knows what mysteries you might miss!

[livingparanoia]

DAMN RIGH'. AND WHO KNOWS WHAT BLOODY HORRORS MYSTERIES WILL BRING YEH. BETTER BE SAFE THEN MISSIN' A BLOODY ARM.

[chocolatehelps]

*chuckles* You never change, do you, Moody?

[livingparanoia]

Remus. O.X.

Had to warn these bloody kids to keep their eyes open, didn' I? They never listen an' they always end up with tentacles growin' out o' their heads and their parents whingin' at everyone an' everythin'.

[chocolatehelps]

I suppose you did, aye. I'm sure they hardly have learned the lesson well enough. Better shout at them again. Those tentacles will never help them defeat the Dark Lord.

[livingparanoia]

Aye, I'll do that. You can' be sure o' it, Remus.

Speakin' o'....what the bloody hell happened to him? He's whingin' at me abou' waffles and trees and wantin' to poke my bloody eye!

[lulz4life]

LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!

[livingparanoia]

*whirls around*

*sees nothing*

.....

ARE YEH MOCKIN' ME YEH?! JUS' WAIT TILL YEH FIND YERSELVES WITHOU' YER NOSE OR YER BUTTOCKS AN' THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHIN'!

[lulz4life]

...you're going to steal our arses?

I mean, nevermind the noses, but we're quite fond of our --

WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE??!?!!!!!!!!

[livingparanoia]

AN' IF I DID, WOULD YEH BE ON YER GUARD AND READY TO DEFEND THEM?

CONSTANT BLOODY VIGIL---

*whirls all around*

THERE'S NOTHIN' THER-------

BLOODY WEASLEYS! IF I GET MY HANDS ON YEH, YEH'LL HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR!