The weatherman lies, the runflat tires are irrunable, the waterproof boots leak, the stainless steel stains, the long-lasting battery doesn't last, the unwrippable fabric tears, the unbreakable wood snaps, the fireproof safe scorches, the guaranteed A is an F, the best friend lies, the relationship is a tyranny, the happiness is sad, the life is
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