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[livlyredhead]

I just wanna know....

WHERE IS MY TOASTER?!?!??

Comments

[energyneophyte]

Here ya go love!!

[lady_crymson]

I thought the toaster was contingent upon you turning someone gay. Who did you turn gay? Or umm.. enlighten me oh great red headed one for perhaps I am mistaken as to the criteria that must be met before one is gifted with said toaster.

[energyneophyte]

*raises hand* Um...well she pretty much turned me from a lovely greedy bisexual woman, into a full fledged lesbian. That counts right?

[feyrieprincess]

Spill the beans, who'd you convert ?

[msda999]

A toaster? I thought it was a toaster-oven.

[superdillon]

Lesbian, Inc. regrets to inform that due to current economic conditions, the incentive package has been downgraded from a toaster oven to a toaster. We appreciate your continued interest in Lesbian, Inc.

[lzbnangel]

~snicker~

[msda999]

Damn the economic downturn! Damn it all to hell.

[lzbnangel]

You have to recruit 10 or more for the pink toaster. You'd know that if you read you handbook.

[energyneophyte]

Okay, this is starting to sound like selling Mary Kay cosmetics.

[feyrieprincess]

if you recruit more than 100 you get a rainbow Cadillac