Headlines that can't possibly be followed by anything good:

Nov 05, 2006 13:08

Naked Man Arrested for Concealed Weapon
Yes, it's exactly what you think.

...and in other news, Rick Santorum has reversed his long held and widely known stance on sodomy. This is believed to stem from his realization of what's about to happen to himself and his party on election day. Time for a regime change.

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ethnichybrid November 5 2006, 21:05:21 UTC
omg. Michael, I am scarred.

Speaking of being scarred, you should see Borat. Seeing two hairy, naked guys fight for 10 minutes will scar you. The Jew jokes are also amazingly inappropriate.

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