TIME FOR A CHANGE!!!

Recommend me a new hairstyle, maybe I'll go along with it.

I'm probably the only pussy here who watches American Idol, but I don't care. The finale was beee-yooo-tiful!

*gets misty-eyed*

I'm not wearing any underwear and it feels amazing. Now where's the aftershave?!

Remember this disappointing day of my life?

Well this is my second attempt. No story to be told this time. I...failed again. This time I drove on the wrong side of the road like three times, and I think I might've also ran over a pigeon. Poor critter. But yea, if I ever do pass that thing, don't ever get in the car with me. I care too much for you ( Read more... )

Just saw the commercial for the next Harry Potter movie, and my undies are getting moist with anticipation! I can't wait!

...but in reality theyre just moist for Hermione :-*

( 4.10 )

Today marks the end of my...

40 days & 40 nights one man challenge

It wasn't all that hard.

Edit: THE WAIT WAS SOOOO WORTH IT!!!! THAT WAS THE BEST 12 SECONDS OF MY LIFE!

( BE AMAZED! (Really, you will) )

So this morning I went to go take my driving test to get my license. This is how things went down.

Situation: I get in the car and test out the lights and shit. Now that that's out of the way, the guy gets in the car.

Instructor Guy: Alright, Start out the engine and slowly back out.
Me: Can do!!!

So I do as I'm told...

*backing up*

"!@#&*$@#& ( Read more... )

I LOVE MY MANAGER! He calls me Liu Kang, threatens to kill me everyday, and drops stuff so that I can pick it up, only so he can fart and blame it on me and then embarrass me in front of everyone. I worship this man.

Todays sales count: 0 =)

Exciting.