Top Gear UK - Fic recs -WIP
This is a work in progress. I need to post this, so I can start another draft.
This isn't finished by far.
WARNING: RealPeopleSlash.
Don't like, don't read, don't yell at me for it. You have been warned.
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OT3 (James/Jeremy/Richard)
+ Life as a car by amy_wolf
Pairings: Jeremy/Richard, OT3
Warnings: This fic contains graphic car sex. Also human sex.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: In the unlikely event that you can't tell, all events here described are completely fictitous. The characters of the Top Gear presenters are derived from their public personas. I make no claim to know what they're actually like. Except that they probably don't turn into cars and then shag.
Summary: The Stig gives Richard a way to turn into a car. Hilarity, complications, and sex all ensue.
My notes: What the summary says. This is CRACK, so while there is actually man/car going on, it's all in fun. This fic is as cracktastic as the show and nothing hurts.
+ Endings by shyauthor121
Rating (My own): Gen, friendship
Summary: The boys have a conversation in the middle of the night as they're trying to fall asleep in their "abandoned" Spanish townhouse.
Warnings: EXTREMELY BRIEF mention of Richard's crash
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING. THIS IS A FIGMENT OF MY FANGIRL MIND
My notes:This is friendship fic. This doesn't even read as pre-slash imho and yet it's very beautiful and left me with a huge sigh. Quiet and introspective.
+ Waterfall by swing_set and cryforthemoon
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: This (probably) never happened. I made it all up.
Summary: While driving across the States, the OT3 find something interesting. Smut ensues.
A/N: Many thanks to cryforthemoon for an excellent beta. This started as round robin comment-fic with cryforthemoon, and... then it kind of ran off with me a bit.
My notes: Beautiful, angstfree al fresco sexing! With laughter, banter and the usual shenanigans.
Warnings: Double Penetration
+ The heart never lies by lifevolutionary (Fanvid)
Pairing: OT3
Song: The Heart Never Lies by McFly (Yes, I'm ashamed of myself too, but finding a song which doesn't reference the protagonists as a het couple was a lot harder than I thought it would be)
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Clips all belong to the BBC, boys belong to themselves and none of this has any bearing on real life
My notes: Not the best quality sadly and the song is somewhat cheesy, but it grew on me. And it fits the boys so perfectly!
55 Quid by diemarysues
Warnings: Language, smut
Prompt: "When you're request free, keep that glorious couch off season 4 in mind."
Rating (my own): NC-17
My notes: What it says on the tin. Along with the banter I love so much and the laughter, this makes a lovely, angst-free read.
+ Sky is falling by cutselvage
Summary: Japan, and what happened there.
A/N: I trust the affection for my once-adopted country shines through (I lived in a small town south of Kobe from 2007-2009). Most of the descriptions of locations and landmarks are accurate.
Beta'd by the inimitable marginaliana, She Who Is Wise In The Ways Of The Comma. You should all give her cookies. Any mistakes that remain are mine.
My notes: Banter, laughter and friendship topped of with hot and affectionate sex. Basically why I love TG3 ;-D
+ Grass Roots by madmogs
Title: Grassroots
Fandom: Top Gear
Current Word Count: c 23000
Type: Slash
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: OT3 (James/Jeremy/Richard) and variants thereupon.
Warnings: None
Summary: Utterly preposterous AU. Farmer James May's quiet life is rudely disrupted by the arrival of a group of anti-road protestors led by maveric ecomentalist Jeremy Clarkson. Hilarity, naturally, ensues.
My notes: Just the fact the Jeremy Clarkson is an ecomentalist in this one makes it wonderfully hilarious! That he gets up to his usual blowing-stuff-up-shenanigans is not cumbersome.
+ The Final Frontier by suzie_shooter
Summary: Space AU. In a galaxy not that far away, freighter pilot May is about to find himself in deep shit.
AN: oz_the_bobble gave me a prompt of "Andy" and "Spaceship". I suspect this may not have been quite what she had in mind…
My notes: While the plot is formulaic I didn't mind that I kind of knew how this would end ;-D Loved the details in this one, because Space AUs are hard!
+ Excursions on Ella Vannin by swing_set
to be added
My notes: Beautiful, beautiful language. Beautiful James and the love runs very deep,
Warnings: Technically infidelity, but it's not really mentioned and the wives are easy to ignore in this one.
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* Love Gives No Receipts (25319 words) by halotolerant
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Top Gear (UK) RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jeremy Clarkson/Richard Hammond/James May, Richard Hammond/James May, Jeremy Clarkson/Richard Hammond, Jeremy Clarkson/James May
Characters: Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Reality, Alternate Universe - Escorts, Sex Work, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations, Threesome - M/M/M, Additional Warnings In Author's Note
Summary: Richard is a high-end escort, hired for one night with millionaire entrepreneur Jeremy Clarkson. All goes to plan, until the night ends with Jeremy leaving Richard on the doorstep of his mansion, apparently as a present for his long-term boyfriend, reclusive and awkward genius James May...
My notes:This is romance novel material and feels and reads like it. Please ignore the trope and we are all aware that prostitution really doesn't work like that in RL. That said, you will cry over this one. I've finally come up with a phrase for what I like in my very favourite fanfictions and halotolerant is one of the authors who really do "the space between the words" oh so beautiful.
A style thing (5285 words) by marginaliana
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Top Gear (UK) RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jeremy Clarkson/Richard Hammond/James May
Characters: James May, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond
Additional Tags: fest fic, TGS Secret Santa 2014, the early flowery shirt, AU no families, Top Gear: series 4
Summary:
It shouldn't be possible for them to get James to do most of the mad things he's ended up doing, just because one or the other of them said, "I'm bored," or "Fancy a bet?" or "Wouldn't it be brilliant?" And yet here they are.
My notes:if I remember correctly, this was written for me once upon a time on the subject of James and Richard wearing the same shirt two episodes apart.
Nothing marginaliana writes is ever wrong, so enjoy!
James/Jeremy
+ Film Star by wyvernchick
Pairing: R/OMC, solo!Je, solo!R, J/J
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 3400
Disclaimer:This is FICTION. It is not real, and it is not meant to imply anything about the people featuring in the story. It all fell out of my head and I made it up
Notes: This idea has been kicking about for a while. It was inspired by Jeremy's column about moving into a new flat and needing pornography, and by the picture of a young, gothy Richard in On The Edge. It's set within an established but non-cohabiting J/J relationship. Title inspired by this song by Suede, although to be honest, almost anything of theirs works with pornstar!Richard for some reason. Many thanks to linane for the incredibly patient, quick and detailed beta in the face of my frequently non-standard and idiosyncratic English (here's hoping it gave that muse of yours some interesting ideas). A non-birthday present for bellap74.
Marvellous podfic version read by valonia here at tgs_podfic.
My notes: Jeremy finds porn with Richard as the star! And it's pre-OT3!
WEll, after all by shockselectric (blacktofade)
Summary: Set during the excursion to Bethlehem, where James and Jeremy's relationship is realised through one part sand, one part mutual bantering, and two parts mild concussion.
Warnings: Explicit sexual content.
Words: 7,179
Rating: NC-17
A/N: Written for the wonderful kangeiko as part of the help_japan charity auction. Beta'd by extreme_queen, who is an absolute sweetheart for helping out. Any other mistakes are my own and please feel free to point them out.
Disclaimer: I am not associated with Top Gear or any of their affiliates. I don't mean any harm, this is all made up.
My note: I'm an OT3 girl all the way, but I have a huge soft spot for J/J. Everything I love about them is in this fic.
Warnings: James's accident during the middle east special.
+ Rarer gifts than gold by evilmaniclaugh
Title: Rarer Gifts Than Gold
Fandom: Top Gear RPS
Pairing: J/J
Word count: 6,100
Warnings: It's real person fiction. Don't like, don't read.
Rating: 18
Disclaimers: I do not know these people and I made this up.
Beta:
Summary: Sometimes the smallest things can say the most.
My notes: Good old fashioned romance. Fluffiness in abundance and no angst in sight.
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Jeremy/Richard
+ Hot Leather Nights by zortified
Title: Hot Leather Nights
Author: James
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jeremy/Richard
Word Count: 3400
Disclaimer: not mine, no profit made
Summary: set during the classic rally race in Mallorca; Richard likes Jeremy's driving gloves. A lot. Mostly PWP.
Notes: for wyvernchick's prompt: Mallorca!fic, please - Richard and Jeremy are bored and left to their own devices (James could be off getting lost with Madi or something), and have time to kill so naturally they get naked and sweaty. Soft kink involving Richard's dreadful Lanchester and Jeremy's driving gloves would be nice (I'm thinking more leather kink than spanking, but with Jeremy nominally dom)
My notes: Hot, kinky PWP. Rawwr.
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