Absolutely, I killed myself and now I totally regret it. My relatives haven't shut up about it, its really fuckin annoying. Every damn day my mom's all "I'm so sorry Walt,was it my fault?" And I'm all "God damn Mom! Maybe if you'd shut up when I was alive I wouldnt have eaten 400 snickers bars and ran through Harlem in a KKK robe singing the Confederate national anthem and then done a swan dive into a septic tank holding a power line attached to a car rigged with a bomb! I mean shit!" Yeah I totally regret it and don't do it whatever. But if you do kill yourself put me in your will.
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i was going to try to say something funny...but i couldn't think of anything
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i love you liz
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