OH GOD I WANT TO BITE HIS ARMS. JESUS CHRIST, HIS ARRMMMMS. (AND, ERMMMM, ALSO HIS THIGHS. GOD!)
ALSO ZOMG HELLLLLO DIRRRTY FILTHYYYYY THOUGHTS OF HOT MONKEY BONDAGE SEX WITH DAVE!1!!!1! BB, YOU CAN SNAP THOSE CUFFS ON ME ANY-FUCKIN'-DAY! HOOOOOLY CRAAAP.
(I'm guessing the interviewer was nervous or something cos she didn't respond to him and the interview flow was quite stilted. I could think of like 10 opportunities to flirt with him within that interview and SHE DIDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ANY OF IT! OMG WOMAAAAAN, WHAT A DAMN WASTE!)
And actually, besides wanting to make out with him, I would really really like to hang out/have a conversation with him. Sighhhh.
IKR. I CANNOT EVEN - ASLDFKJSLFDANDFOSIDFJG NOM NOM NOM COOK. AND HE IS ALL COOL AND LIKE *SNAP* AND THE GIRL IS ALL "!!!!!" AND HI, EVERY FREAKING YOUTUBE USER IS WITH HER, AND AKJFDSIJLF. (i didn't even watch the interview tbh, because someone said she was awful, i just wanted to see the pr0ny good stuff.) (it is so HOT i had to go, um, write almost-pr0ny stuff about handcuffs and cook/archie. *HEADDESK* COOK YOU ARE CONDEMNING ME, GODDAMMIT.)
you should totally be an interviewer. ACTUALLY YOU COULD BE KIM CALDWELL, ONLY COOLER, AND THEN GET ASKED OUT BY COOK ON NATIONAL TV.
The interview itself was pretty decent. Some good questions and Dave is always entertaining in interviews. But then I could listen to him talk about the weather and find it riveting.
Sad to say, if I were an interviewer, I'd probably be as obvious as whats-her-face was about her interest in him. Haha! :x
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK2qysuvjO0
NOW.
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
RUN, DO NOT WALK, RUN TO WATCH THIS. TO THE END. TO THE END. DO IT. DO IT. DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
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ALSO ZOMG HELLLLLO DIRRRTY FILTHYYYYY THOUGHTS OF HOT MONKEY BONDAGE SEX WITH DAVE!1!!!1! BB, YOU CAN SNAP THOSE CUFFS ON ME ANY-FUCKIN'-DAY! HOOOOOLY CRAAAP.
(I'm guessing the interviewer was nervous or something cos she didn't respond to him and the interview flow was quite stilted. I could think of like 10 opportunities to flirt with him within that interview and SHE DIDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ANY OF IT! OMG WOMAAAAAN, WHAT A DAMN WASTE!)
And actually, besides wanting to make out with him, I would really really like to hang out/have a conversation with him. Sighhhh.
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you should totally be an interviewer. ACTUALLY YOU COULD BE KIM CALDWELL, ONLY COOLER, AND THEN GET ASKED OUT BY COOK ON NATIONAL TV.
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Sad to say, if I were an interviewer, I'd probably be as obvious as whats-her-face was about her interest in him. Haha! :x
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