I swan all the way from the deep bit to the shallow bit in the big pool this morning! Thrice! I am dead chuffed. And I got a certificate! A Tony the Tiger rainbow award. It may have taken 12 years but I've got one ( Read more... )

I just realised something (yes, I'm slow). In Saturday's episode of Dr Who, he killed his dad! Which is funny cos didn't his dad kill him?

In Richard Hammond is the Doctor , then James May is the tin dog. Who does that make Clarkson?
Think on my friends, think on.

Dear chums,
I propose a pub crawl of sorts upon this very day of Sun. Specifcally fancy dress. I have the mad urge to dress like a pirate and propose said event in order to attain my goal of piritanical foppery and merriment. What say ye?
much love and inappropriate touching,
V. Putanesca.
Star of 'The Liz Show!'
xxx

Guess what bitches! Vladmir Putanesca can fucking swim! Without holding any floaty things! Unattended! I can fucking swim! What wants to touch me? I said who wants to fucking touch me?!

Yay! Go me!

The term 'fact fans' always makes me laugh. Upon reading this week's edition of the New Musical Sexpress, the line 'a cardigan for boys, fact fans' met my alluring, penetrating and seductive eyes. Just who are these so-called 'fact fans'? Tis a term often used in journalism. Can you imagine a real fact fan ( Read more... )

So gorram bored.
Been inside studying all day. Not even good studying - histology and osmoregulation, which is taking fucking ages.
It's warm and shiny but study I must for MMU requires a first for their MSC Animal Behaviour and Exeter a 2.i. Think I've got my heart set on Exeter. Don't think I'd like Manchester.
So bored I could die!

Since last I wrote:

* I fucking LOVE Flogging Molly. They're fucking AWESOME!

OMG Sydney stabbed Vaughn! I love Alias ( Read more... )

They filmed a bit of that episode on gelligaer common, which is just up the road from me! Awesome indeed.

Places where I have sand:
-my ears
-my pants
-my fingernails
-my hair
-my shirt

And why? Becuase Caroline buried my in sand, or grit, today. She did give me boobs and a wenis though. And neither of my showers work so it'll be fun trying to wash it all off.