Rejoice! Lizardman's bicentennial celebration is upon us!

[lizardman]

Celebrate the bicentennial anniversary of Lizardman! Place your insatiable infants on your shoulders! Indulge yourself in the finer specimens of life by subscribing to one of my many newsletters! Impregnate a member of the opposite sex with the utmost urgency; the most efficient potency! Lizardman's bicentennial celebration will unite us all

Comments

[brokengrrlie]

oh sweetheart.. hahaha.. this is what you do instead of writing a paper! You're almost as bad as me running downstairs to talk to Lindz!! :P

[foil_liner]

im going to add you to my friend's list since you have a dog and .. so do i =D

[heyfatass]

Jay Marley, I will never tire of you, but why is it you appear to have several other flirtatious women in your life? Have you broken out of your shell? Have you?

ladies man

[youreyeslie]

An ambiguous orgasm.