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[lizardmorpheus]

Last night I had the weirdest dream. It freaked me out to tell you the truth. So in my dream, I wanted to buy myself a handgun (I do in fact want one as soon as I turn 21); anyways I wanted a handgun for protection. All the shit that's been going on lately has really freaked me out and thus caused me to receive multiple lectures from my parents and

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[taekwonno]

I didnt even read the whole thing. I just read the part about wanting a handgun. Lindsay, you want a handgun? If so, what kind? If its a 1911 you want, will you marry me?

[likeabadstarr]

lindsay, please hit the ENTER key
its starting to hurt my eyes

some kid in my business tools class today yelled out 'Fred! Fred?' to the teacher...after he asked if there were any questions..

then was like 'can i call you fred?'

the teacher was like 'yeah...but its a little bit inappropriate...'

it was so fucking hilarious