ARGH. You are the office manager, or you are the merchandising manager; what you are NOT is a person who has to work back here, so stop fucking our shut up and mind your own.

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Wait, what the fuck?? Since when is Brad Renfro dead??

OR, sometimes I'm brilliant. And bored. Behold:


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IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF I COULD SLEEP EVER.

The Daily Show stole my joke! (at 7:19.) (Sort of.)

Also in this episode: That guy who's trying to start up a racist basketball league.

Also: Really, Victoria Jackson? Sigh.

Poor choices of words by this Icelander explaining the shutting down of strip clubs in Iceland:

"The porn industry is entering with a huge force."
"We have 10,000 women coming."

These are jeans that should not be.

Look at this thing! I want one. Juicing lemons and trying to keep the seeds out is a pain in the ass. And don't let anyone tell you to just use your fingers as a strainer because that shit doesn't work. Lemon seeds are crafty.

HEH.