lizibear

Oh my God you guys, my HEAD. I drank two Nalgenes-full of water, which wasn't enough, and I knew it wasn't enough, but the water cooler was malfunctioning and if I had taken as many Ozarka bottles out of the fridge as I wanted there would be none left. Today I got completely covered in clay dust cleaning up after the girls who did this job before. ( Read more... )

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lizibear Aug 02, 2009 13:41

I just realized why I don't read anymore. I'm not dumber and I don't have a shorter attention span; it's just that I have too many things to take care of and I'm incapable of sitting down with a book for less than three hours at a time ( Read more... )

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lizibear Jul 27, 2009 20:47

Hee.

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"Because you need to do things that I tell you to do because I'm right about your life."

lizibear Jul 25, 2009 17:21

So I guess Megan is like my AB Chao (which, let's be honest, sounds less ridiculous than peer pressure Megan, although... you know).

Case in point.Pertinent bits from start to 3:45 and from 8:10 to 9:00. I mean, you could watch the whole ten minutes but they don't all illustrate the concept of your friend who can make you do shit you wouldn't ( Read more... )

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lizibear Jul 17, 2009 14:03

Dear asshole,

Shaking a baby produces specific symptoms and side effects which are very different from those produced by a bump on the head. Even an incredibly brief Google search will confirm this.

Fuck you,

Elizabeth Eubanks

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