Sit, good dog, stay, bad dog, down, roll over ( Read more... )

this one makes my days brighter

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my birthday came and went... it was fantastic ( Read more... )

to stagulate... well, I have an amazing ability to put things off till the last minute. Mainly when it comes to school work. I should get an A+ in being a bad student. That should count for something!?

hungover like whoa this morning
this is what happens when you take a couple days off from drinking

so lame o

Q: what would be more fun than doing homework on a Saturday?

A: getting hit pushed by your ex girlfriend

yes... yes

tonights events confirmed my prior thoughts and feelings

life is crazy

and soon I will have a gorgeous new piece of art work on my living room wall
THAT is exciting

I'm kind of lame
I make poor decisions

at least I can admit that much, right?

oh well

IN good news: there is a bag of green beans on my foot

yes... when I get drunk I tend to run and when I run I sometimes mis-step and when I mis-step I sometimes roll my ankle... woops

for everyone who reads this nonsense PLEASE have a fabulous day

in response to my last entry I decided on doing this...


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I repeat THE BEST thing I have heard in a long while...

too bad a trust fund doesn't come with manners

you've got to be f*ckin kidding me... that's hilarious!