Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lizzie

[lizzasaurus]

haha, alliteration.

1. Cats use their Lizzie to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
2. South Australia was the first place to allow Lizzie to stand for parliament. they were first to see how aussome i am.
3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Lizzie! WHAT, NO THANK YOU.
4. Pound for pound, hamburgers

Comments

[areyousaved]

ahahaahahahahahhah that is sooooo funny
here's mine:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jane!

1. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Jane.
2. The Jane-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jane-fights take place there every day.
3. Antarctica is the only continent without Jane.
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Jane.
5. If you break Jane, you will get seven years of bad luck!

[lizzasaurus]

i know 5 is truuuue!

[areyousaved]

hahah i should tell potential boytoys that they better beware!!!!! no breaking jane unless they want to face the consequences!

[lizzasaurus]

hahaha ohh beware, boys, beware. ;D

[sense_of_poise]

Guess what I did today! Yep, mailed out your present :)
I didn't have your last name with me so I put Liz IDK( (I don't know) lol. Hope that won't be a problem and that you get it soon!

[lizzasaurus]

oh dear, i forgot to give you my last name! D: hahaha crap.
and i still don't know what to give you! XD what colors do you like/look good on you? :D

*anticipates pressie*

[sense_of_poise]

lol, um idk! Blue and green are my favorite colors and you can never go wrong with black. Don't stress out about it too much! Holidays are supposed to be fun :)

[lizzasaurus]

oh dear i can't think of anything at all! D: