Dagnabbit!

Feb 02, 2009 17:16

You know how when you're a teenager, your mother nags you on and on about the simplest, most pointless things? And you inevitably end up rolling your eyes, and thinking, I know, already, and wondering why she thinks she needs to repeat the most basic instruction over and over? Like you could ever forget! Like you don't have two brain cells to ( Read more... )

holy crap, life, damn, epic!fail

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azewewish February 3 2009, 01:37:19 UTC
What in the world was IN there???

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lizzelda February 3 2009, 01:57:27 UTC
So, that's the worst thing! I just opened the door to check ... and there's nothing! I mean, I forgot to take out the racks, but there's no plastic cookie sheet, or anything. I must of spilled something really sugary - like maybe pie filling? But it's all this black, charred mess - it must have completely been on fire. It's so ridiculously funny.

Guess I gotta clean it by hand. And wash every piece of fabric in the apartment. Hee! :D

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lizzelda February 3 2009, 01:58:39 UTC
P.S. I was really tempted to say that it was the Bacon Explosion...

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azewewish February 3 2009, 04:21:33 UTC
The bacon explosion would have been EPIC. *g*

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queenof1000days February 3 2009, 03:19:50 UTC
Um, wow. Your apartment must smell horrible.

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lizzelda February 3 2009, 03:39:58 UTC
It was reedonkulous!

I opened all the doors and the windows, but it took a while because it was so smoky I had to keep going outside to get fresh air. And I was coughing up a storm! But luckily I have enough cross wind that it aired out pretty fast, and I lit all these scented candles and it smells okay now. Either that, or I've just gotten used to burnt plastic smell.

Yum. If my nose gets cancer and falls off my face, I'll know why. ;)

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queenof1000days February 3 2009, 03:59:21 UTC
I'm thinking it's a combination of the scented candles, the cross wind, and you getting used to the burnt plastic smell.

That you will. Rereading Drifting and remembering why I fell in love with this fandom.

Also, I know I've asked you this before but any IM programs?

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lizzelda February 3 2009, 19:07:02 UTC
I'm thinking it's a combination of the scented candles, the cross wind, and you getting used to the burnt plastic smell.

Wow. Put that way, it sounds exceptionally nauseating! :D What was I thinking! Luckily, I just got home from class, and it's definitely improved. Now it just smells like I hosted a Super Bowl grill inside the apartment. Not great, but *so* much better!

Rereading Drifting and remembering why I fell in love with this fandom.
Hey, thanks m'dear! The word re-read gives me such warm fuzzies you don't even know. And I so second you on the Tin Man fandom love - such a great group of characters and fans! I just wish my muse hadn't scurried off somewhere to die.

Hey ... maybe that's what was in the oven ...!

I'm not allowed to have IM. :( I have a two second (if that!) attention span, and my college roommate pointed out (not so nicely) that IM enables me to sit at the computer and feel productive, while simultaneously getting absolutely nothing done. Hee! :D

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alamo_girl80 February 3 2009, 16:07:11 UTC
I don't know which is worse, nearly smoking your apartment out or the fact that none of your neighbors thought to wonder what the hell was going on and call the fire dept. GAH!

Glad you're okay though.

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lizzelda February 3 2009, 18:56:08 UTC
I know, right! I was outside, coughing and thinking how embarrassing it was going to be if the fire department showed up. And then I was all, Wait a second - why haven't they showed up! Course, these are the same neighbors that let me get robbed.

Never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss my nosy, alcoholic neighbor, tirades and all ...

Thanks, hon!

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