Comments | lizzerdrix: I pooped my pants. No really, I pooped my pants!

lizzerdrix

I pooped my pants. No really, I pooped my pants!

Apr 29, 2007 13:24

So today I ran my first race ever, a 4-mile race in Central Park with proceeds from the race going to lung cancer research (which is a dubious cause, I may very well be funding unnecessary animal torture, but nevertheless I registered to run it, not necessarily for the cause). It was really cool riding the train to the race. At first, I was the ( Read more... )

pooping my pants, running, life

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hardrockzombie April 29 2007, 19:09:59 UTC

This tale is a Chariots of Fire for our generation.

lizzerdrix April 29 2007, 19:12:03 UTC

Ha! Yeah, I guess our generation poops in their pants more regularly than they did in the 70's. And everyone loves poopypants stories (at least, I do).

hunchentoot April 29 2007, 19:35:53 UTC

That's a beautiful story.

mattious April 29 2007, 19:55:16 UTC

For that exact reason, I never used to eat within two full hours before a race. and I'd drink alot of water starting two hours before, ensuring a nice, big pre-race poop/pee. You may consider this next time. It always worked for me.

You totally should have thrown your shitty undies in rocker-boy's face.

lizzerdrix April 29 2007, 20:11:09 UTC

Yeah, see I thought I was safe by eating 2 and a half hours before the race, but I guess not! On my regular runs in the park, I've had situations where I had to poop, but I was always able to hold it until I could get home. I neglected to think about that extra 2/3 mile or the extra ten minutes it would take to actually get to a port-a-potty! I'm just glad I didn't FULLY shit my pants.

I wish I could tell who it was rocking the damn port-a-potty, but there were a lot of people on line and standing around, so it was hard to tell.

lunchbreak_pat April 30 2007, 02:13:58 UTC

ADULT DIAPERS

THAT IS ALL

lizzerdrix April 30 2007, 02:17:21 UTC

Ha!

poo pals 4 evar vegan27 April 30 2007, 02:25:42 UTC

Don't feel so superior to me NOW, do ya?! We can be poo pals. I'm just grateful that my involuntary squirt of doom occurred in my own home. Why didn't you just throw the underwear into the port o pot hole? Be sure to remember this incident on the next self-defamation week in March 2008.

Re: poo pals 4 evar lizzerdrix April 30 2007, 02:40:08 UTC

Aw, I never thought I was superior to you! But we can certainly be poo pals. And I'm not sure why I didn't throw the underwear into the port-a-hole.

But see, this is the perfect example of why self-defamation week is extra hard for me. I don't care who knows that I crapped myself, so it's hardly defaming! I mean, sheesh, this was a public post!

Re: poo pals 4 evar vegan27 April 30 2007, 17:19:21 UTC

Ah, but you see, self-defamation week is for the things that *are* difficult to admit to LJ friends. We all have those secrets, even if I am more bashful about squirting diarrhea in my underwear.

Re: poo pals 4 evar lizzerdrix April 30 2007, 17:27:52 UTC

Bah, if the embarassing stuff that I do or that happens to me isn't public information, it's probably so god awful unimaginably atrocious that it would horrify everyone I know and I would no longer have any friends. That would kind of spoil the fun of LJ self-defamation week for me. Oh well, maybe next year!