Comments | lizzerdrix: uh... what?

lizzerdrix

uh... what?

Jul 07, 2007 14:06

I just came in from walking the dog and while I was in the park, Ginger began taking a shit on the grass (as dogs are wont to do). A very large Caribbean woman sitting about 15-20 yards away started screaming, "MISS! MISS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? STOP THAT! MISS ( Read more... )

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retort elfalcon July 7 2007, 18:57:13 UTC

i think you should have threw the doodie in her face. and the chicken bones.

Re: retort lizzerdrix July 7 2007, 19:08:58 UTC

I did consider bringing the bag of poop over and dropping it onto her blanket and saying "There you go, do whatever you want with it now."

Re: retort elfalcon July 9 2007, 07:34:52 UTC

Shabba!

jennydevildoll July 7 2007, 20:33:49 UTC

Yeah, trying to argue with her probably would have been a waste of time. People like that are usually just looking for something they can feel indignant about.

mattious July 7 2007, 21:08:49 UTC

She's totally gonna show up while you're taking a shit in the bathroom, pounding on the door and going "Miss! Miss! Stop that! What you are doing is illegal!" In fact, she isn't obese. She's swelled up with years of unshat shit, waiting either to find a legal place to shit, or to explode in a blaze of glory one day.

lizzerdrix July 7 2007, 21:40:23 UTC

I wouldn't be surprised. I hope she explodes all over the chicken bones she probably left all over the grass for my dog to choke on.