Crack Slogans
I stumbled upon this post at code_geass and found it really hilarious. It had a link to this website that cranks out slogans when you put in a word.
Code Geass:
Snap! Crackle! Schniezel!
Reach Out and Touch Schniezel. Would be glad to...
Nobody Does it Like Cornelia.
Melts in Your Cornelia, Not in Your Hand. That is so inappropriate... but I like it.
There's No Wrong Way to Eat an Euphemia.
Grab Life by the Euphemia.
Does You Does, Or Does You Don't Take Euphemia?
Better Ingredients, Better Milly.
Milly. It's What's For Dinner. Milly must be delicious
I Can't Believe it's Not Suzaku.
Be Young. Have Fun. Drink Suzaku
Think Once. Think Twice. Think Lelouche.
Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Lelouche. Bwahahaha...
Because so Much is Riding on Your Zero. So True...
Step into The Charles.
C.C. Not Included. Darn...
The Shirley that Eats Like a Meal.
What Would You Do For a Shirley?
Splash Rolo All Over.
Can You Tell Rolo from Butter? Nope
Bleach:
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for an Ichigo.
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Ichigo from the Oven. Heh XD
Half the Rukia, All the Taste. Ad for Hollows?
Wait Till We Get Our Rukia On You.
It Takes a Tough Man To Make a Tender Chad. *snort*
Snap Into a Chad! OH YEEE-AAAAH!!!
Does She? Or Doesn't She? Only Her Orihime Knows for Sure.
Gives a Meal Orihime-appeal. Orihime has her own line of easy-cooking in a box!
An Orihime Works Wonders.
I'm Cuckoo for Ishida.
They're Yummy for Your Ishida. *Pets her Ishida*
I'd Walk a Mile for a Renji. More than that!
Choosy Mothers Choose Renji.
With a Name Like Byakuya, It Has to be Good. Yeah it does.
A Different Kind of Company. A Different Kind of Byakuya.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Byakuya.
Mild Green Grimmjow Liquid.
Ding-Dong! Grimmjow Calling! Grimmjow's line of make-up? Awesome!
Stimulation for Body and Grimmjow.
Naruto:
Keep that Naruto Complexion.
Have You Had Your Naruto Today? This is my Naruto for the Day
Naruto- the Freshmaker.
Get Sasuke or Get Out.
The Future's Bright. The Future's Sasuke.
Things Go Better With Sakura.
Washing Machines Last Longer With Sakura.
It's Not All Kakashi, Kakashi, Kakashi, You Know. Sounds like something Gai would say...
There's First Love, and There's Kakashi Love. <3
Top Breeders Recommend Team 7. The silliness cracks me up
You're in Good Hands With Team 7. That's Where All State Stands.
What Can Team 7 Do for You?
The Best Gai a Man Can Get. No man can be truly Gai.
Do You Have the Gai Inside?
If You Can't Beat Sai, Join Sai.
It's the Sai Fizz that Does the Bizz. I find this one entertaining.
Sometimes You Feel Like an Itachi. Sometimes You Don't.
Come to Itachi, and Let's Get It Done.
See the Rock Lee, Feel the Shine.
Make Rock Lee Yours.
Taste the Pain.
Is Pain in You?
Any Time, Any Place, Jiraiya.
Super Jiraiya is Almost Here. XD
Tsunade Stays Sharp 'Til the Bottom of the Glass.
When You've Got Tsunade, Flaunt it.
D.Gray-man:
Life's Pretty Straight Without Allen.
An Army of Allen.
Have You Forgotten How Good Lavi Tastes? *fangirl spasm*
Don't Live a Little, Live a Lavi.
Men Can't Help Acting on Lenalee.
Mama's Got the Magic of Lenalee.
Go on, Get Your Kanda Out.
Leggo my Kanda!
Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Kanda. :D
Once Driven, Forever Komui.
I am Stuck on Komui, 'cause Komui's Stuck on Me. *snort*
All You Add is Tyki.
Oh Hungry? Oh Tyki.
Make it a Rhode Night.
The Real Smell of Millenium Earl. I bet he actually smells pretty good.
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe it's Millenium Earl.
Feel the Cross.
Get Back Your "Oooo" With Cross. Made of Win
Uh-oh, Better Get Cross.
The Timcanpy for All Ages.
Refreshes the Timcanpy Other Beers Cannot Reach.
Ok I had my fun!
Code Geass:
Snap! Crackle! Schniezel!
Reach Out and Touch Schniezel. Would be glad to...
Nobody Does it Like Cornelia.
Melts in Your Cornelia, Not in Your Hand. That is so inappropriate... but I like it.
There's No Wrong Way to Eat an Euphemia.
Grab Life by the Euphemia.
Does You Does, Or Does You Don't Take Euphemia?
Better Ingredients, Better Milly.
Milly. It's What's For Dinner. Milly must be delicious
I Can't Believe it's Not Suzaku.
Be Young. Have Fun. Drink Suzaku
Think Once. Think Twice. Think Lelouche.
Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Lelouche. Bwahahaha...
Because so Much is Riding on Your Zero. So True...
Step into The Charles.
C.C. Not Included. Darn...
The Shirley that Eats Like a Meal.
What Would You Do For a Shirley?
Splash Rolo All Over.
Can You Tell Rolo from Butter? Nope
Bleach:
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for an Ichigo.
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Ichigo from the Oven. Heh XD
Half the Rukia, All the Taste. Ad for Hollows?
Wait Till We Get Our Rukia On You.
It Takes a Tough Man To Make a Tender Chad. *snort*
Snap Into a Chad! OH YEEE-AAAAH!!!
Does She? Or Doesn't She? Only Her Orihime Knows for Sure.
Gives a Meal Orihime-appeal. Orihime has her own line of easy-cooking in a box!
An Orihime Works Wonders.
I'm Cuckoo for Ishida.
They're Yummy for Your Ishida. *Pets her Ishida*
I'd Walk a Mile for a Renji. More than that!
Choosy Mothers Choose Renji.
With a Name Like Byakuya, It Has to be Good. Yeah it does.
A Different Kind of Company. A Different Kind of Byakuya.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Byakuya.
Mild Green Grimmjow Liquid.
Ding-Dong! Grimmjow Calling! Grimmjow's line of make-up? Awesome!
Stimulation for Body and Grimmjow.
Naruto:
Keep that Naruto Complexion.
Have You Had Your Naruto Today? This is my Naruto for the Day
Naruto- the Freshmaker.
Get Sasuke or Get Out.
The Future's Bright. The Future's Sasuke.
Things Go Better With Sakura.
Washing Machines Last Longer With Sakura.
It's Not All Kakashi, Kakashi, Kakashi, You Know. Sounds like something Gai would say...
There's First Love, and There's Kakashi Love. <3
Top Breeders Recommend Team 7. The silliness cracks me up
You're in Good Hands With Team 7. That's Where All State Stands.
What Can Team 7 Do for You?
The Best Gai a Man Can Get. No man can be truly Gai.
Do You Have the Gai Inside?
If You Can't Beat Sai, Join Sai.
It's the Sai Fizz that Does the Bizz. I find this one entertaining.
Sometimes You Feel Like an Itachi. Sometimes You Don't.
Come to Itachi, and Let's Get It Done.
See the Rock Lee, Feel the Shine.
Make Rock Lee Yours.
Taste the Pain.
Is Pain in You?
Any Time, Any Place, Jiraiya.
Super Jiraiya is Almost Here. XD
Tsunade Stays Sharp 'Til the Bottom of the Glass.
When You've Got Tsunade, Flaunt it.
D.Gray-man:
Life's Pretty Straight Without Allen.
An Army of Allen.
Have You Forgotten How Good Lavi Tastes? *fangirl spasm*
Don't Live a Little, Live a Lavi.
Men Can't Help Acting on Lenalee.
Mama's Got the Magic of Lenalee.
Go on, Get Your Kanda Out.
Leggo my Kanda!
Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Kanda. :D
Once Driven, Forever Komui.
I am Stuck on Komui, 'cause Komui's Stuck on Me. *snort*
All You Add is Tyki.
Oh Hungry? Oh Tyki.
Make it a Rhode Night.
The Real Smell of Millenium Earl. I bet he actually smells pretty good.
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe it's Millenium Earl.
Feel the Cross.
Get Back Your "Oooo" With Cross. Made of Win
Uh-oh, Better Get Cross.
The Timcanpy for All Ages.
Refreshes the Timcanpy Other Beers Cannot Reach.
Ok I had my fun!