Take a peek inside Liz's brain.

[lizzola]

I wonder who invented the blow job. Yes, these are the kind of weird thoughts I have floating around in my head. Seriously, though, did the caveman? Was a caveman sitting around one day, after a long day of dinosaur hunting, thinking about how he wanted some from his cavewoman, but he was too tired to put out? Or was it one of Gallileo's lesser

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[lizzola]

Hahah, that's awesome.

I know I lick myself because I can. :D

[lizzola]

I used to do gymnastics. ;)

[enraptureme]

probably some ploy to get a woman to shut the fuck up according to the world created by men.
i think it was something women created to shut them up.
and besides with something that looks like that, isnt it easier just to put it in your mouth? haha maybe for girls so they dont get pregnant?

[lizzola]

Heh, all very valid points. I never understood girls who didn't like doing that, but maybe I'm just a freak of nature.

[enraptureme]

bad experiences? i know after i got shot in the eye and then shot in teh back of the throat i was really iffy for a while. or when it came out my nose but then it so grows on you. esp when i dont think anything much worse could have happened at that point.
i was just sitting here thinking how i want to become a vegetarian, but i dont want to lose too much protien and was wondering if i could swallow that stuff in replace of meat, and how much i would have to consume hahaha. then i remembered that you probably commented it back. here i am.
and that is the end of my tale.

[green_ink]

I am confused by that term myself. While I can understand where the "job" part comes into it (it is somewhat of a daunting task at times), where in the world is it acceptable to BLOW while doing it? You could give someone an air embolism that way. At least that's what my 10th grade health teacher told us.

[lizzola]

Yea, that's what I don't get. Maybe the term was coined by a guy, heh.

[ckirkman]

I would like the gentle readers of your journal to know that I take no credit whatsoever in influencing your thought processes.

That is all.

[mommydearest]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh righttttttttttttt! *smirks* ;-}

[lizzola]

Nope. Really, that was all me. It's kind of funny how people think he influences me this way, but I'm this way on my own merit. That seems to be a theme, I've noticed. Big Bad Chris is defiling and leading Liz away from the good things. Stupid people.

[mommydearest]

Big Bad Chris is quite possibly one of the very BEST things that has ever happened to you dear. Anyone thinking otherwise needs to get bent!

[lizzola]

That.. is awesome. Wouldn't surprise me either.

Fellatio, lesser known cousin of Romeo. You didn't see him around much, because he was usually out with chicks.