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[lizzrdking]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46511you were right again, ma - the quickest way to lasting fame is to befriend a hot cuban lit major in London and wait patiently until she graduates and moves to New York City to work at a semi-classy hotel, meeting second-tier celebrities and making important connections before finally getting a job as an

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I Make Fame

[headintoilet]

Your ability to sum up my pathetic life in 60 words or less (yes, I counted. By hand) truly amazes me.

Jump,

Kick

Re: I Make Fame

[lizzrdking]

I miss you guys. I want to drive up and sleep on somebody's couch.

[kreepindeth]

HA!

Good work man, looks just like you.