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[lizzrdking]

Gussie calls back. 'Gussie' is what they call her in the office, she says, but her real name is Garcia. That's fine. She says she's still not connected. She needs the number. The 199 number

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[jarphabib]

Hahahahahaha. Those are some cute swear words, but they would make me hungry and contain too many syllablyes to quickly belt out.

[ahleeeshah]

These stories make me thankful that I have never had to do tech support work. A friend of mine, Tym, used to do it and I got the best stories out of that. Quick! Someone find me blogs that only list really terrible tech support calls!

That last quote from you, though, is brilliant.

[anonymous]

sugarcube
catfish
orgies
milk

what an awesome and intriguing grocery list that would make

~erin r

[goddessofilm]

That was hilarious. So ironically hilarious, in fact, that I had to read it aloud to Sean while he giggled feverishly. It reminded me a bit of Palahniuk.