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[lizzrdking]

I've stolen things. shoplifted things. little things, only, and rarely, but for selfish reasons. I don't want this to sound like a point of pride, it's just a fact and a preface to this entry

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[brittdreams]

Have fun in Europe! I feel like I haven't seen you in a year...

[tinydanceratfsu]

I sometimes get the urge but then at the same time I get the urge to bust people in my store doing that too. Iduno. I'm a strange duck.

Anyway Have so much fun in Europe, take a million jillion pictures, I'm so jealous!

[templar569]

I hope you'll be picking up Euro-babes while you're there. We old married guys need some vicarious thrills, dangit!

Thanks Sport

[anonymous]

I'm very pleased you made the right choice for the right reason. Your mother and I are very proud of who you are. I've often wondered if I was too hard on you and your sister because of all the crap I've seen over my career, but I got my answer. I love you buddy!

[kreepindeth]

I like this post, a lot.

This should go into your first prose collection.

I stole a small cowboy pistol once, at Toys R' Us. I justified it at the time because it seemed like it was part of a larger playset and had no price.

I got home and stashed it in my underwear drawer. Later I showed the phat loot to my cousin who was in town from Wisconsin. He ratted me out and I felt terrible.

I'll never even think of doing it again.