ANTEDILUVIAN TALES

Someone left a plaster/foam pig on the front steps of my house. No one knows the where, how or why of this orphaned, bastard of a lawn decoration that looks like it came from the most ghetto of Wal Marts. I may post Abandoned Ugly Pig signs around the neighborhood. Or I may just throw it away...it looks like a demon pig. It really does, with ( Read more... )

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my lizzyizzmadd.

Which movie was this quote from?

There once was a tree who loved children ( Read more... )

To A Kiss ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday Stud! I hope last night was greatness. Much luv!

( Rabbit's..Olsen's...and a naked Kate!!! Wooooooooo )

Gimme sumthin' good to eat, if you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear!

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haullizzyizzmadd goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Evil Pixie._gloomcookie_ gives you 9 light orange evil-flavoured jawbreakers.everlastingben tricks you! You get a 3.5-inch floppy disc.flat_line tricks you! You lose 4 pieces of ( Read more... )

( Transplants of Insulin-Producing Cells Improve Severe Diabetes )

I'm going to see Johnny Lang tonight!!