Right, so I officially became a whore, and am now letting Livejournal post adverts on my blog. Hmmmmm....other than that, did you know that if you work as a live in care-giver in Canada for two years, you qualify for permanent resident status? And then after two more years of permanent resident status you qualify for citizenship? I think that's ( Read more... )

Well, I'm officially paralyzed by fear. I have the possibility of maybe being an apprentice with a company in Switzerland next year. I liked the director, liked the work, liked the dancers I met from the company, plus it would be an amazing learning experience. It combines enough stuff that I can already manage, with stuff way out of my league ( Read more... )

"His DJ name is DJ Jobless? Yeah, more like DJ Cinq Mille ( Read more... )

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK ( Read more... )

I'm not going to say anything much, because I don't want to jinx it, but I will say...this is good. Very, very good. Yes, yes, yes. This is good ( Read more... )

I can't believe he just vomited on the cleaning lady...Jesus...

I think these pretty acurately describe how I'm feeling ( Read more... )

In the future, when I'm complaining about being a fry cook at McDonalds remind me things could be worse. I'll give you an example: try reminding me about the time I cleaned a brick drive way in France. With a scrub brush.

Oh, yes. It's official: God hates me.

"On est, depuis longtemps, dans un parking. On hesite entre allez acheter des carambars ou aller a l'etage ( Read more... )