freeform haiku time - it's a damn haiku showdown! please hold me, momma

[srs_bidness]

Well, folks, here we are: Three contributions apiece from our final four. / When the dust settles, two last folks will duke it out in the final round. / Do vote carefully, for as many as you like. Winner: two high sums.


[1]
[Elvis Lives Evils]

I love anagrams:
wordsy teas or drowsy eats
sate my appetite!

[2]
Motivation lacks.
They'll be here in ten minutes?
Oh crap, time to move!

[3]
[writers' block]

sometimes it seems that
seventeen syllables is
too much space to fill

[4]
[The Force is With You]

Star Wars Jedi tricks
work well for old Kenobi -
There are no droids here!

[5]
[long distance relationship]

kilometres peel
away between us as I
begin missing you

[6]
[Diet is a Four Letter Word]

Ah, chocolate cake -
You are bad for my waistline,
but so damn yummy!

[7]
You were a baby,
An eye blink and you start school.
My child grows too fast.

[8]
[web usability]

there’s nothing quite like
the professionalism
shown by comic sans

[9]
[Writer's Block]

Uninspired and stuck
What new is there left to say?
I just can’t do this

[10]
I don’t understand
Why vampires seem romantic;
Bloodrats are leeches.

[11]
Frost on the windows
I write "I love you", unseen.
Tomorrow's surprise.

[12]
So sleepy tonight.
The kids go to bed, woohoo!
Up too late again.

Poll wk6

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