The high school week was as bland, flavorless and ultimately as free of nourishment as cardboard cooked into a gruel. Any evidence of his true self was grounds for punishment, scorn even a beating, it had happened before. Drama class was o.k. but even there the people from the other world held sway. Once he let his best friend from the other ( Read more... )

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So, it appears Mad Dog has gone up a dollar and a dime since the last time I bought it. That is necessary, I guess ( Read more... )

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The pastor was middle aged and his hairline and muscle tone were proof of it. Reverend Claude was never a handsome man, but a certain type of woman always found his easy charisma more than made up for what he lacked in raw, animal appeal. Just a curiosity, of course, the Reverend married young, perhaps rashly, that he might bed his beautiful ( Read more... )

I hope that she will cough, or fart, or snore, or something, so that I don’t have to have the scary moment of checking her pulse. Her face changes expression, fucking angelic, of course. In the harshest of harsh light she looks her real age of 30, but almost always she looks 25 and vulnerable. Despite this, she has, more often than not, been the ( Read more... )

Hi, my name is Ljidolvillian, you probably know me from the holiday gay pornography classic "Santa's Cumming", but today I am here to talk to you about a very serious problem, once beloved memes that have fallen on hard times ( Read more... )

was gonna write a nice pleasant little entry about my experiences with “unintentional improv”...when someone misses an entrance and you have to B.S for a while, to keep the play going. Or when everyone onstage is blanking on their lines so you talk around to try to give the ol synapses time to get it back together ( Read more... )

Lets start with a brief story, an amusing little anecdote (your mileage may vary) to set the tone. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. I once was sitting in a living room with a woman named Princess Gracielda (if you are gonna make up a name from whole cloth, why not go all the way). The Princess was on the phone with a phone sales ( Read more... )

We start by feeding you. We feed you daycare, pre-kindergarten, kindergarten, grade school, 6th grade campus, middle school, 9th grade campus, senior high, junior college and university. Line up for lunch, raise your hand if you need to pee, don't walk the loop more than once, if your class is in the “C” hallway, stay in the “C” hallway, there ( Read more... )