Incidentally I would like to make it clear right now that anything he says about me can be deemed to be at best inaccurate. We are, after all, talking about someone who has servants made of jelly.
NOTHING existed in the anti-matter universe when I first passed into it. I built an entire world, molecule by molecule: an elaborate system of jeweled caves; a quarry that stretches for thousands of miles in every direction, each speck of dirt unique; gardens populated with trees and flowers from a hundred worlds, where I strive to recapture the sights and scents of of another universe, fighting my fading memory as the endless, lonely years drag by; rooms which cycle endlessly the masterpieces of all the great composers, songs gradually dropping out of rotation as I forget the tunes.
And you criticize me because my servants are a little blobby? They're perfectly good servants. Even with my impressive intellect, I can't make everything a work of art.
Besides, with that mustache, you're hardly one to talk.
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Are you sure that's not in his future?
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Incidentally I would like to make it clear right now that anything he says about me can be deemed to be at best inaccurate. We are, after all, talking about someone who has servants made of jelly.
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And you criticize me because my servants are a little blobby? They're perfectly good servants. Even with my impressive intellect, I can't make everything a work of art.
Besides, with that mustache, you're hardly one to talk.
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Your will is impressive, Omega, but no more impressive than mine!
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COM port? Someone's a little behind the times. Besides, I can construct coherent sentences.
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Mental note: don't make LJ entries while drunk.
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