stamp.ed.
I decided to feed the Egrets my Wheat Thins, and apparently, they decided to fight to the death to get them.
I believe we saw two Egrets engage in a Puerto Rican knife fight, which later made Maria cry and hate the west side even more.
So the Egret's fight ended in a bloody battle and all Floridian birds were exterminated except for the prevailing 'what-the-hell-bird-kind-of-duck-is-that' duck-bird. After the bombing of Hiroshima that happened while the Egrets fought for Wheat Thins, only the hyrbid birds remained.
The hybrids were an amazing group of duck-birds.
And Romeo looked solemnly into the waters and tried to make the tides part, but Jesus was too busy helping the hybrid bird-ducks from Hiroshima to give Romeo his much needed props.
So he contemplated blindness-- since Jesus wasn't listening --and looked sexily off into the distance making his Juliet swoon.
And she did.
So, of course, he was pleased because he knew he'd be getting some tonight.
Juliet was an ugly girl who looked uglier when she snickered while she laughed, but she is constantly aware that her Romeo is her night-in-shinning-armor, so she spends sixty-four percent of her day swooning once again, over her secret fantasies of her lover.
So quickly, the two lovers left the west side and enterred the east side which was once the land of elementary schooling for young Juliet.
And she did.
So, of course, he was pleased because he knew he'd be getot; height="488" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" />
While at the school, Romeo basked in his handsomeness...
While Juliet laughed at how hideous she looks after two hours of sleep.
Luckily for Juliet, Romeo still loved her despite her monsterous face.
Oh and how they loved each other.
They loved each other so much that Juliet had to move her head to make Romeo see that they were getting Closer, just, without Jude Law and Natalie Portman getting in the way.
After exploring Juliet's elementary school, Romeo and Juliet agreed to wind down at a park close to Juliet's castle. Romeo was pleased to find a field of greens and rested softly upon the blanket of color staring straight into Juliet's eyes.
And then they both Remembered The Titans because they realized that they weren't in Kansas anymore, but actually on a football field.
(Toto is not in this story because Juliet and Romeo discovered that cute dogs would be exiled from the land if ever the Titans remembered the rules.)
Romeo and Juliet, unrushed and deeply satisfied, relaxed while basking in the beauty of their relationship while appreciating the fact that remembering the Titans would be easier than they originally expected because TNT plays the movie daily, or so it seems.
And so, while Juliet kissed Romeo, Romeo-- wanting to have some peace and quiet for once --aimed to hit his Juliet over the head with his camera-goblet, but he realized that there was no reason to give Death to Smoochy.
Noticing Romeo's ways, Juliet left Romeo in isolation-- Romeo missed being a pimp.
Romeo then proceeded to find his Juliet and begged her to forgive his Foolish Games.
Juliet obliged but made him promise that there would be No Strings Attached, because she liked Jewel's style of singing, but hated N*YSNC's terrible lack of harmony.
Romeo agreed to Juliet's wishes and once again, thought that for sure he would be getting some tonight!
Juliet who was an obsessive swooner, swooned some more.
Because Juliet had Miss Cleo's thinking cap on to cover her horrible hair, she read Romeo's mind and without hesitation kissed her dreamy Romeo to wake the Sleeping Beauty.
After waking from his slomber, Romeo held Juliet, and the two were content.
Juliet decided that wanted a quick change of mood so she turned to Cannibalism and ate everyone around the field, but slowly, as she began to munch on Romeo, decided that he was far too sweet to devour; her lessons from the Three Bears had surely paid off.
And so, they desired a change of scenery, and in an instant, they were Already There, with Garth Brooks singing in their ears to take a look around. So they did.
Romeo, of course, thought Garth Brooks was too country for him, so he turned another cheek.
Juliet just wanted to Back That Ass Up, less the rap.
Before Romeo and Juliet even dreamed of wandering to another location, Romeo kissed Juliet like she had never been kissed before-- Juliet's nose was even involved in the kiss!
Still kissing, their Fairy Godparents whisked them away to a land so close to Juliet's castle, it would take less than a minute to find her castle from where they were standing.
Juliet soon after decided to Stop And Smell The Flowers, despite the fact that hibiscusis smell like Teen Spirit (and that, is never a good smell).
So, Juliet pretended to wear the flower in hopes of looking semi-decent. It didn't work.
Romeo and Juliet then desired a rush of speed and put Their Bodies In Motion, on the swings.
Only, Romeo beat Juliet at who can swing the awesome-est.
After spending hours at Juliet's castle enjoying their royalties, Romeo and Juliet decided that they should head out to the town before it was Closing Time, because Semisonic always made them paranoid.
Romeo then stumbled upon the Fountain of Youth, while in the town, and quickly laughed at Ponce De Leon's foolishness for ever giving up his quest to find the fountain.
Without hesistation, Romeo brought Juliet to his castle, which was The Sweetest Thing, only better. Romeo and Juliet laid gently on Romeo's bed and Got Retarded, but since the title of that song was changed, they Got It Started, instead.
And so they did, but lovingly.
Romeo thought about sucking the life out of Juliet, but she quickly resisted; Romeo, though hunrgy for souls, assured himself that keeping his Juliet alive was wise because he still wanted his Booty Call.
So, loving each other very much, their brains turned into Flubber and forgot about kissing each other and promptly started licking each other like all the Happy Boys and Happy Girls. Juliet fell deeper in love.
Romeo was surely not Accidently In Love and Juliet was in more than a Haze Of Love; Counting Crows and Cake could not even depict their unconditional love for one another.
Although the hours flew by quickly Romeo and Juliet knew that the War of The Worlds was bound to come around, once the clock struck ten fifty-five. Juliet begged to stay in his arms, but Romeo differed her pleas and did not want to cause her break of curfew to allow her parents to Fly 'her' To The Moon. Frank Sinatra forsaw what would've happened if Juliet had not of listened to her Romeo.
And so the day was over for love-struck Juliet and loved Romeo; no tragedy, no deaths, only love, admiration, as the night continued to Fade To Black.
Romeo was satisfied in knowing that he took Juliet on a date that she will never forget...
And Juliet is satisfied knowing that This Love will never take it's toll on her.