Announcing "American Football Spectacular"

[ljvscmr]

We interrupt what I just ate to bring you a special announcement:

I have just begun writing a weekly column on www.SFist.com about Bay Area football, huzzah! My column's name is "American Football Spectacular." Check it out if you care about such diversions. And especially check it out if you don't. I don't know what that means. But I am very

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[kat0ninetales]

Oh no. Oh my! This doesn't read like a menu at all.

What has this journal come to??

[ljvscmr]

Well, it's a special sort of thing. Kind've like yourself. I rolled my eyes when I typed that last sentance.

And this is the key part here:
> We interrupt what I just ate to bring you...

[kat0ninetales]

You did not. You wept a tear of regret as you wrote that. Regret that you didn't dance with me to cover bands when you had the chance.

It's okay. I understand. Don't cry.

And if you've ever seen me dance, o, you'd remember it. You could not forget it.

[ljvscmr]

I wept a tear from my eyes winding back hella fast in my head like that. Ouch, girl. That sort of quick-rolling action can be wicked on your peepers. Indeed the tears did flow, if only for that.

And no, you don't understand, no one understands me except Conor Oberst! And only if he was a unicorn! *

* = templated from someone else's joke.

[kattygirl]

yay! A post!! And yay!! A column!!!

-rice chex with sugar free soymilk, and a triple toffee nut latte with no whip, or maybe green tea if starbucks has a long line...

[ljvscmr]

Mmm, rice chex...

One bad joke & one actual response.

[ljvscmr]

1) No whip? Hmph, and I thought you were open minded.

2) No whip?! What's the point if there's no whip in a drink like that?

Re: One bad joke & one actual response.

[kattygirl]

1) ha. and i am.

2) the point. i like my coffee strong, hence the triple shot. i just got suckered into the toffee nut flavoring one day when a friend had me try her conconction. god, i love that shit. but whip makes it too sweet. i'm a bitter gal.