OMG OMGOMG OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Can I just say that the Spock/Uhura canon relationship they had going on was pretty much the culmination of my Trek hard-on? Because it so was. I seriously cried I was so fucking happy and I'm still high off of the euphoria of it. I was a Spock/Uhura shipper for YEARS and this... oh fuck yes.
The only thing that could make me happier would be if they changed the ending of Harry Potter 7 and Snape and Ginny ran off together.
Or if Boromir didn't die and Aragorn ditched that elven bitch to indulge in BIG. GAY. LOVE.
Guh.
I'll post again when I'm coherent enough to discuss things that are not Spock/Uhura.
BTW KARL URBAN I AM SO PROUD OF YOU YOU HAVE COME SO FAR FROM EOMER AND OMG I WANT TO LICK YOU.