NaNo 2011 Entry: Bucket List
Day 5: Bucket List
Warning: could be viewed as graphic
Summary: Everyone has goals, even a killer. Of course, a mass murderer's goals might be a bit different from yours.
Everyone has goals, right? Things they want to accomplish before they die. Well, I'm just like every other person, with goals and achievements they want to fulfill. So here's my bucket list:
1. Shoot someone
2. Poison someone with cyanide
3. Push someone off a waterfall
4. Slit someone's throat
5. Throttle someone with my bare hands
6. Throttle someone without my hands
7. Beat someone to death
8. Poison someone's lipstick
9. Push someone into a crocodile pit
10. Strap someone to a bomb
11. Push someone into quicksand
12. Convince someone to commit suicide
13. Burn someone to death
14. Kill someone with a shot gun - different shrapnel pattern than other shootings
15. Eviscerate/disembowel someone
Not what you were expecting? Of course, it's only a short excerpt, but I've organized it so that I have fifteen goals for every decade. I'm only three quarters through this one, but I swear, I'll get it done. I still have another three years, after all.
Warning: could be viewed as graphic
Summary: Everyone has goals, even a killer. Of course, a mass murderer's goals might be a bit different from yours.
Everyone has goals, right? Things they want to accomplish before they die. Well, I'm just like every other person, with goals and achievements they want to fulfill. So here's my bucket list:
1. Shoot someone
2. Poison someone with cyanide
3. Push someone off a waterfall
4. Slit someone's throat
5. Throttle someone with my bare hands
6. Throttle someone without my hands
7. Beat someone to death
8. Poison someone's lipstick
9. Push someone into a crocodile pit
10. Strap someone to a bomb
11. Push someone into quicksand
12. Convince someone to commit suicide
13. Burn someone to death
14. Kill someone with a shot gun - different shrapnel pattern than other shootings
15. Eviscerate/disembowel someone
Not what you were expecting? Of course, it's only a short excerpt, but I've organized it so that I have fifteen goals for every decade. I'm only three quarters through this one, but I swear, I'll get it done. I still have another three years, after all.