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here. Didn't include the rest because of slash content. Quite funny. Sung to Rudolph, the Red Nose Reindeer.
Frodo the pretty hobbit
had two very large blue eyes,
and if you ever saw him,
you'd think he'd been digitized.
Sometimes the other hobbits
told him he looked like a frog,
Frodo hoped that someda-ay,
they would all be eaten by Smaug
So, I've already seen RotK twice and I actually cried the second time. I think twice will be enough for this season. It's kind of sad everytime I see it and my tailbone hurts.