HEY YOU WITH THE FACE
...though this is a little less "do me" and a little more "I would like to stare at you for a prolonged period." Regahdless.
OK. Bandom self-limited to one, and the winner is:
The Butcher
AMEN.
Benicio Del Toro
I like faces with what I believe is termed "character."
Alan Cumming
Grace Jones
I also like people who appear to have been designed specifically to be who they are.
Amanda Palmer
(Basically, I should be posting the entirety of "Leeds United," because I want her to DEVOUR MY VERY BEING in that video.)
Mos Def. Superb face.
Also he should just talk a lot. Like, in my ear.
Hee!
Recently we watched "Welcome To The Quiet Room," which brought to my attention Uchida Yuki
...who is nice to look at, and Aoi Yu
...who, even though she needs to eat a hundred sandwiches, is beautiful like a painting.
Noel Fielding
has an excellent nose.
Ikuta Toma
also has an excellent nose.
Naima Mora
THE ONLY WINNER THAT MATTERS!
OK. Let's talk about Rachel Stirling, (right) aka Nan Astley from "Tipping the Velvet."
AND THEN LET'S TALK ABOUT HER HOT MOM, DIANA RIGG, AKA EMMA PEEL FROM "THE AVENGERS."
...WTF hot family.
Fabrizio Moretti has a pretty great face.
I have drawn this photo so many times... then I based a character design off it for a Quebecois hipster wind-mage. OH HIGH SCHOOL.
Come to think of it, Julian Casablancas is hot, too.
Thanks for being hot, The Strokes.
Ninomiya Kazunari is who I'd like to grow up to be.
I don't know what that says about my personality problems.
Now let's talk for a minute about a very striking figure, Mr. David Ortiz.
Big Papi is a national treasure, of the Nation of New England. He has sweet ink!
He will sell you some M&M's!
He is a pimp and he autographed this plane for you.
I love you David Ortiz. You are my baseball crush since Arroyo got rid of his STOOOPID cornrows. He's bendier than you, but you could crush him like a twig with the power of your mind.
I also love people who look like muppets. Like Diego Luna.
(hot muppets.)
And speaking of hot muppets, you know who had a really good thing going on in the '70s? Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
(SHUT UP, HE'S AWESOME.)
Also, HAHAHAHA!
In conclusion: BASKET-BALL.