What really happened after the Death Star blew up:
http://moviesandmusic.wordpress.com/2007/01/12/what-really-happened-after-the-death-star-blew-up/

Darth Vader can be such a prick: Leave a comment

Okay, so, I'm going to hop on the bandwagon and put up a quick blurb about the iPhoneThat being said, my blurb is slightly negative. This phone is only 2G, not 3G, meaning significantly slower speeds than what I currently enjoy. Also, you currently cannot use this phone as a "modem", and since my Macbook doesn't have a slot to put a modemcard, ( Read more... )

To the one person whom my guilt-churning previous post affected, I deeply apologize, but I'm still very grateful I actually got to see you; thanks for being there. I promise that, in the future, I will use my powers for good, not evil. It being a small wedding, we very much valued each person who we invited, and it was great to see everyone who ( Read more... )

I mean, seriously. My heart goes out to those who have health issues, because every day I spend a little time thinking of my father and how fragile my current state of health actually is. That being said, there's a small part of me that, no matter how I try to stop it, refuses to cease its mutterings about my wedding's guest-list shrinking. I ( Read more... )

I rest my case:
http://sciam.com/article.cfm?articleid=5396CBDE-E7F2-99DF-3C8D774590AA9DCC

Part 1: Wii ( Read more... )

Hehe. This is the Onion's on the "war" between the PS3 and the Wii.

If anyone out there grabbed a Wii, contact me via e-mail and we can exchange Wii numbers. Necessary for online play, etc.

Hehehe... as with the Milk-via-Amazon comedy gold, here comes some batteries that you can buy at 99.998% savings! What a deal! I mean, who doesn't want to save $723,427.01 here and there, right? The comments are awesome, too ( Read more... )

That's right, my army of friends. I request of you that you go to Amazon.com and cast your vote in the "Which deal should we give?" poll. I would not dream of telling you what to vote for, but in my concern for each of you I'll point out that voting for something other than the Xbox 360 Core system means you kill babies ( Read more... )