You are some sort of mad genius. These were hysterical - I particularly Liked Buddy's subtle hints, Darren's hegemony of the phallus, Fraser's tracking lesson, Ray's deseperate need for coffee, Maggie's long way round...oh, I loved them all. You are brilliant! *smooches you*
“I can guide you. You have a destiny. By the way, did you know you were pregnant?”
*dies*
“Gross, I-”
“Yes, Professor?”
“Oh, I give up. As you were.”
*gets even dedder*
tracking? Is that even offered, Mister Fraser?”
“Ah, well, I believe I was offering to teach that course, Professor.”
*decomposes*
“You’re making Moaning Myrtle suicidal. She’s already dead. Please, snap out of it. We can put Shakespeare back into the Hogwarts library if you wish, just- is that a swan?”
“…maybe?”
*becomes one with the soil*
“Dillon, sticking your middle finger up is not acceptable defence against hexes.”
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I can't even figure out which is my favourite. I just. HEEEEEE!!!
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*dies*
“Gross, I-”
“Yes, Professor?”
“Oh, I give up. As you were.”
*gets even dedder*
tracking? Is that even offered, Mister Fraser?”
“Ah, well, I believe I was offering to teach that course, Professor.”
*decomposes*
“You’re making Moaning Myrtle suicidal. She’s already dead. Please, snap out of it. We can put Shakespeare back into the Hogwarts library if you wish, just- is that a swan?”
“…maybe?”
*becomes one with the soil*
“Dillon, sticking your middle finger up is not acceptable defence against hexes.”
“Fucking works, though, Professor.”
*makes flowers grow*
You have just made my day. Maybe my week.
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