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[llewllynn]

Let it be known that today I not only received my yearly Gideon's bible from a kind gentleman handing them out on campus (as they do every year), but Jesus also spoke to me

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[whereisbathroom]

Jesus also spoke to me.

He told me I was "shit outta luck."

Yep. That sounds like something Jesus would say.

[bongothemighty]

Shit yeah, ladies...He brings those blue sparks.