Kerry took the opportunity to attack Bush, making references to Bon Jovi songs.

“John actually has 2 songs about the administration's policies. He didn’t know it, but he wrote a song called ‘Bad Medicine’ - that’s about their healthcare plan. And he wrote a song about their economic plan - it's called ‘Living on a Prayer.’”

Damn that man is

Answer: All are very wet when it rains. However, thanks to the Mustang and UofL drainage system, I am extra wet.

The outcome you ask?
Lowell: 0 (soggy)
Mustang:+1 (what goes around comes around bitch!)
UofL: swamped

got a new crib everybody. gaulbert and 4th. even has a dishwasher and laundry machine. livin large.

Well, I have to find a new place to live. My landlord sold the house a few days ago... he told me the people offered him twice as much as what he payed for it, so he couldn't refuse. I'll be keeping my eye on the paper for change of deeds (You'd have to be a fucking moron to pay more than $200,000 for this hellhole.)The people that bought it want ( Read more... )

Ah, with summer coming to a close, a fall chill can be detected in the air. October is here, which can only mean one thing: in less than 48 hours thousands of hippies will be converging on my front yard. Yep, that's right folks, I'm talking about the magnificent St. James Art Show, which according to a flyer left on the window of my car, "Benefits ( Read more... )

Well, tonite is the first nite in two weeks that i have been without a pestering girlfriend or prior obligations post- work... so naturally, i drove to Mac's, purchased a 12 pack of high life, and here i sit. Editors, is that a run-on ( Read more... )

I did battle with Prospect Pig Timmons this morning. This led to yet another court date, an actual trial on September 21 ( Read more... )

Not a whole lot going on at the T-Crib tonite, so I'll go ahead and get the next two months worth of entries out of the way. Hmmm... perhaps with pointless  LJ Cuts

MATERIAL GOODS  PURCHASED THIS WEEK:

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Drinking in front of my parents wasn't nearly as strange as I thought it would be. We went to the all you can eat shrimp-boil at church tonite, and they had a keg of bud light labeled "big-boy lemonade." The Pops and I had some good bonding time with beer and shrimp in hand. If they had free beer everytime I went there, I'm certain I would be quite ( Read more... )

crazy's bitchass sent me a mojo message or whatever those gay things are called. kirkfest kicked all ass. kegstands, backyard boxing and puking of random underage girls made it truly memorable. AND I made it up for work on time! which I must go to now...